Is it more/less smug to carry a huge box strapped to your banjo brothers bag while riding a Trek 720 curated with a "slammed stem" and fixie culture bars (only 580mm wide, yo) than it would be to carry the same on a cargo bike?
I think the answer is... it's smug either way. Regardless, I didn't have any better options and I had to get the goods back to their rightful owner so that they can use them at CX Nationals.
On a related note- holy crap is it ever nice out! People seem to have stopped commenting on how beautiful and warm it is... maybe because they are worried that if they mention it that they'll wake up from this dream.