More Cup O' Dirt

My mind has been mentally clicking off, relaxing with the knowledge that cyclocross is all that is "left". Then I sent in my last "cupdate" only to realize that I'm 1 metric and 1 full century away from Cup O' Dirt superstardom. When will I find time? Can I find the motivation?

Of course these will be much harder than most of my rides as I'll be forced to ride a metallic-type bicycling tool. Who knows if I can even ride at all without carbon...

I'm sure it will be worth any sacrifice come Triple D when I receive all of my earned Chalici(?) Chalis' (?) and bring them to the Busted Lift http://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g37853-d247708-Reviews-The_Busted_Lift-Dubuque_Iowa.html for ciders and guinness.